You found out you've blown another $20 on printer ink. The value of the dollar is becoming worthless, and there are conversions between currency all over the world.
How about, instead of using our current monetary basis, we use expensive liquids?
Just so you get an idea of how much some of this might cost:
Even bottled water costs more than oil. For a quart of Red Bull, you'll get a loaf of bread. If you drain out all of your blood and die, you'll have just enough to give your loved one that diamond ring you couldn't afford on your terrible salary.
There are a few downsides though.
When getting mugged, instead of someone threatening to cut you for money, they cut you right away.
When you print, you literally waste money.
Aww damn, I got money in my food.
Kids get cuts and scratches, and moms become too worried about cold hard cash than the fact that their child is in searing pain.
Other than that, though, I think it's a good idea. Any thoughts? Comment the hell out of this blog.
3 points one: how could you cheaply and accurately identify the validity of said liquid substance two: weight and size make inconvenient for travel and storage and 3: these liquids give off dangerous fumes and/or have biological inhibitors such as AIDS diseases bacteria that make them a highly unpredictable source of money
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